I'm much more sensitive than you give me credit for. In fact, if you couldn't tell, I'm very shy. But, oh...believe me, the ladies love it.

Chu Chu Rocket might be interesting on the Wii as well. Maybe more as Wiiware though. Something that you could download for a few bucks.

I think I'm just missing out on my Dreamcast days. But that reminds me, Crazy Taxi or even maybe a Speed Racer game would be great on the Wii. Hold the remote on its side and then use the d-pad for specials (such in Speed Racer to jump, shoot missiles, saws out of the wheel, etc.) and the 1 and 2 buttons for brake and gas. Oh man, someone better hire me now because my brain is boiling over with ideas. I even thought of this one game with a fish, a vinyl record, and disc jockey shrimp...but thats a whole 'nother thang.

Hey now, whats all this melarchy?

You come storming in through the doors and start pissing all over the living room floor with your elitist attitude - acting like you're all too good to post on Wiivo because there is "nothing new on the site." Well, let me give you something new as I virtually tea bag you in this post:

MB isn't busy. I killed him. End of story.

Wiirulez is the admin because I say he is. Period.

MysticGohan, if you get sassy with me, I will round house kick your nuts to the back of your throat. Thats not a threat. Its a garuntee.

And finally. The 19 guests. I can still recall the days that Wiivo didn't even have 19 members. Do you know how lonely Puff Daddy was? Well, let me tell you. He wasn't lonely because he didn't have to deal with people complaining about 19 guests. So lets get this straight....

Post more and they will come. Who cares if the site hasn't been kept up as well. The fact is, there is you. That is the one thing Wiivo always had - you. It has every single one of its members. Thats who made Wiivo great. And thats who will bring the end of Wiivo. The members are the ones where this lies, not MB or Wiirulez. If you want to help build up this site: post. And believe me, I will be more than happy to responsd (in a much less dickheaded fashion).

As for any console, there is a summer drought of games. So, to start up a bit of a conversation, I was wondering what games would you like to see on the Nintendo Wii? Do you want a remake of something from another console? Or something completely new?

I personally fell in love with Jet Grind Radio back on the Dreamcast. And I think it would work perfectly on the Wii. Seeing as Sega is now third party and the cult follwoing Jet Grind Radio has, I figure why not? I hate games that are whored out to the max (I feel that many of Nintendo's main staple franchise have experienced this) but I feel that Jet Grind Radio has another bullet in the chamber to be a great game on Nintendo's newest console complete with wiimote motions for the graffiti.

Well there are various questions to be asked of you first...

1. Is your Wii getting proper ventalation? There is a fan in the Wii meant to keep the Wii cool when you play for an extended amount of time. If you block the vent for the fan, then your Wii may be overheating.

2. Is there any sign of an abnormal amount of dirt around the Wii? For instance, do you or anyone else smoke around it? Is there a lot of dust where it is? If so, this may lead to leanse reader in the Wii getting covered in a film of that dirt and in return, the Wii has trouble reading discs.

3. Did you happen to kick the Wii out of frustration? I still see people spiking controllers when they are pissed with Madden or whatever game tickles your fancy. I'm hoping you weren't that stupid and kicked the Wii. Or possibly, is it in an area where it could have been accidently hit like that?

Besides those three, I don't know what to tell you. I know the Wii will be slow for SSBB because SSBB is made on a more complex disc than other Wii games. So, if its just SSBB that is giving you the problem. Don't sweat it. Check it out and put other games in it to see if the problem is universal. If not..check the manual, and pray to Reggie.

Yo - I'll let you in on a little something. I don't really care if people comment. Its nice. But it doesn't matter. i've been with Wiivo before there was a Wii and it was still being debated if it would come out in colors and if the whole thing was a gimmick. No matter if you comment or not, I will still be writing stupid shit....even if a nuclear attack hit. I just wanted to write something because I said in the other post I would continue being a prick...figured it linked together well.

Ok, so double posting is frowned upon. And not too many nowadays want to post. And sure, my letter to Nintendo wasn't written the best. And yeah, I'll agree...it might be a waste of time even to read. I wrote it out of boredom. My best writings are often out of anger, sexual frustration, and a natural high I get from stomping mudholes during a good physical game of football or rughby. So...because I didn't write it in that mood, my writing suffered. Is that why no one comments? Or are there no comments because you all know I'm right? In either case, no one commented back so eat my balls.

Haha...thanks for the compliment.

My problem is as soon as I go home, I have dial-up. That crap simply doesn't want to bring up Wiivo. If I'm lucky, I'll see the front page after a few minutes, but after that - forget about it. Plus, there are other variables that may hinder my progress such as girls. Don't get me wrong, I love the Wii. I love Wiivolution. And I love Ray Detweiler. But more importantly, I love girls. And they pretty much win.

So best of luck to whoever takes over as lead editor, but I will continue doing what I do best. And thats being a prick.

I always feel inclined to do things for wiivo whenever there is a "Help Wanted" up....I couldn't do this job at all though. I wish wiivo the best finding the right person. Maybe, I can help...maybe...doubt it, I'm too damn dumb.

Dear Nintendo,

We need to talk.

There is a global assumption that nothing is perfect. However, many games published by the fine hands of Nintendo come quite close to that. Zelda is pretty fun. Mario appeared in over 200 games and still is on top of game franchises. But Super Smash Brothers Brawl falls far short. And for one reason: Jigglypuff. Nintendo, how badly could you have f*&#ed this one up?

First off, why is the greatest Pokemon there ever is, ever was, and ever will be a lockable character? As a matter of fact, why is he even in this game. Nintendo should feel blessed that Jigglypuff has even agreed to belittle himself by joining in a mascot free-for-all. The only free-for-alls Jigglypuff does are those that consist of two female Jigglypuffs and one cup. Not only that, but the pink balloon Pokemon deserves a commemorable statute of himself erected in every major city on the world. The five horsemen of the Apocalypse are like children playing cowboys and indians as they jump up and down on those stupid poles with horse heads attached to the end of them when compared to the doom and fear that Jigglypuff strikes into his enemies.

Second off, why does he suck? And wheres his real signature move? I'm not talking about lullaby. Thats kid shit. I'm talking about the Jigglypuff that whips out his mighty manhood of annihilation and tea bags his enemies. Is this not why Jigglypuff is jumping up and down all the time? Because his nuts are so big that he has to gently bounce on them as he moves since his feet never really touch the ground.

Third off, screw Lucario. What is that crap about? The more damage to Lucario, the stronger he gets? Horse crap. At 0%, Jigglypuff equals what Lucario would be at 500%. Not only that, but Lucario looks like he has nut sacs hanging off the side of his head.

I demand a patch via WiiWhateverOnline to download for everyone that will allow Jigglypuff at his true potential. In addition, I want Nintendo to admit their wrongdoing for disgracing "The Great One." And also, free beers for everyone.

Your's truly,

Puff Daddy

xoxoxoxo

Haha...I've seen the Giga Jigglypuff glitch. But, unfortunately...Jigglypuff still sucks. I think we should petition this to Nintendo and have them send a Wii update that would fix this unbalance seeing as Jigglypuff is the best there is, was, and ever will be. And Lucario? More damage to Lucario...more powerful. Whats that crap about? Jigglypuff should be like at 200% of Lucario all the time - just demolishing people.

Surpisingly, Luigi is cool as shit in the game. Screw Mario and his fruity cape wag.

That sucks. I heard that there was a small percentage of SSBB that didn't work on Wii's because the SSBB is a dual-layer disc or something fancy so the Wii is extra sensitive to it and if there is dust on the lense reader or anything....no go. Sorry to hear that.

But just remember this when your depressed. I have SSBB. And its perhaps the greatest game for the Wii. Jigglypuff sucks in it. But I still play as Jigglypuff. Loving every minute of it. Some people complain about the Subspace single player mode. I like it. But no matter if Jigglypuff is horrible, if the Subspace is shitty, I have the game...and you don't.

I live in the middle of nowhere. The only people that are going to ring my doorbell are Johavah's Witness. And in which case, I will answer the door in the buff and ask them to come in for a cup of their favorite drink to discuss matters more.