Wii-volution

Beautiful....with one exception.

The hand-drawn Zelda who appears hung over and in a complete haze, wondering where he has just woken up after a night of being completely, and utterly shit-faced with two russian whores....yes, you know which one I am talking about. The one right smack dab in the middle. I don't know if anyone takes a gander at these things, but that Zelda on that banner bothers me to such an extreme extent that I am forced to write about it here. The Mario and Robotnik one I thought was a little off, not so balanced, not so appealing, but whatever...I figured we're not all born artists so no big deal. But the hand-drawn Zelda is past the excuse of 'we're not all artists.' This hung over representation of Zelda appears to be the only reason why violence is the perfect answer to any diplomatic argument. In fact, I punched my lab top repeteadly in the screen for hours until I was satisfied enough to calm down and write this, only to be more angry because no I have to read through the cracked screen....

In short, screw hung-over hand-drawn Zelda. He must die. Immediatley.