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Title: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: MetroidHunter on July 13, 2006, 10:28:30 PM
It wouldn't have the periods after each capital letter if they didn't mean something. So it's got to stand for something. What do you guys think?

My best guess

Human
Automatronic
Mashing
Machine
Energized
Robot

I don't know though. I start with saying human and end with robot. That E is a tough one.


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: spawn on July 13, 2006, 10:32:07 PM
screw acronyms, the onyl good one is F.E.A.R. / P.A.N.I.C.S.

although that was really good relation wise :D


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: Puff Daddy on July 13, 2006, 11:12:37 PM
On the contrary, H.A.M.M.E.R does not stand for what you think. In fact, it is a riddle that only Batman and his trusty sidekick, Puff Daddy could figure out. It is rather simple.

The game is about kicking butt with an oversized mallet, and murdering a horde of enemies. Since the gameplay is much like Dynasty Warriors, Project H.A.M.M.E.R. will follow that type of gameplay. So when that time of unfortune does strike, and you are running low on life...just retreat and let your life recover, by striking open various objects for floating, radiating onions. Therefore the acronym, H.A.M.M.E.R. stands for....

How Are Moronic Men Evading R.U.G.R.A.T.S.

Thats right, another acronym within an acronym. Ubsoft has truely pushed the bounds of creativity by inserting an acronym within an acronym. Suck on that Wii fans and Red Steel followers. Now for the revelaing of the rest, R.U.G.R.A.T.S. stand for....

Running Unicorns Grasping Rhino Ass Tickling Sluts

Thats right! Men who carry around giant hammers have to be lumbering idiots with nothing going for them besides their muscles, therefore 'Moronic Men' is established. Low on life? Retreat or in other words 'Evade' the enemy. But what are the enemies? None other than 'Running Unicorns Grasping Rhino Ass Tickling Sluts.' Yup. Galloping Unicorns that grope Sluts whome tickle big, hairy Rhino ass.

You got to applaud Ubisoft for their innovation. Great job boys, keep up the good work.


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: spawn on July 13, 2006, 11:18:52 PM
wow, i think im now stupider after reading that.....im serious


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: MetroidHunter on July 13, 2006, 11:19:10 PM
Wow, I can't believe I even thought for a minute that what I thought was what it was. Man you gotta love those acronyms within acronyms.


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: spawn on July 13, 2006, 11:23:50 PM
oo ill try one

Humans Are Mass Mashing Enemy R.h.i.n.o.s. (i hate you for that btw)

R...... aw f**k. im no good at this.


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: Marink on July 14, 2006, 10:52:30 AM
What do you guys think of Project H.A.M.M.E.R. so far then, and what would you like to see in it? I know it's about robots as Ubisoft once said to me "how about making massive evil robots?", but that's all I knew for sure. Naturally, I agreed that this was a brilliant idea. Then when they said "HAMMERS and making massive evil robots" I was speachless. It was like they were reading my mind! 8O


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: MetroidHunter on July 14, 2006, 11:40:30 AM
But Ubisoft isn't making it?

I think it looks like a fun game. Who doesn't like smashing things with a big hammer? I just wonder if that will be all there is though, the fun of smashing things and no substance whatsoever.

Anyway my second guess is:

Huge
Alien
Mallet
Mashing
Electronic
Robot


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: Marink on July 15, 2006, 09:48:01 AM
Oops. I just saw Puff Daddy mention Ubisoft and they were stuck in my head. You know who I meant really. :wink:


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: raving rabid on August 23, 2006, 11:09:49 PM
In do >. Or do I??? twilight zone theme  du du duuuuuuu da da da da zoop


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: MetroidHunter on August 24, 2006, 03:02:29 PM
What are you talking about? I'm confused.


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: Marink on August 24, 2006, 03:30:58 PM
I think he was replying to what I said...


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: raving rabid on August 24, 2006, 07:31:43 PM
i was marink . Hasnt anyone seen the old twilight zones in black and white ? Those were classic . the gremlin on the plane was the best


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: MetroidHunter on August 25, 2006, 10:12:09 PM
I've never seen them but I've heard of them. But to get this thread back on topic I thought I'd post this new screenshot that was recently added on IGN:

(http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/727/727827/project-hammer-20060823093005531.jpg)

Just to give a better picture of what the game is like, and everybody likes pictures.


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: raving rabid on August 26, 2006, 01:05:33 AM
**** right i like my pictures . nice and juicy !!!


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: Marink on August 30, 2006, 03:49:23 AM
That poor girl in the picture seems quite scared... :P


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: MetroidHunter on August 30, 2006, 05:22:32 PM
LOL Yeah, I thought the same thing. Either that or she's really into the game too.


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: raving rabid on August 30, 2006, 09:00:19 PM
shes practically humping the guy shes so scared . or lookin for somethin NASTY


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: MysticGohan on October 20, 2006, 04:41:29 PM
you guys have too much time on your hands :roll:


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: TRIPtych on October 21, 2006, 10:17:03 PM
That screenie is ancient.....

been on the aussie nintendo site for months.

So is anyone gonna buy this game? At first I didn't look so great to me, mindless robot mashing. But after seeing a ingame video demo of it my mind is somewhat changed.


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: blizzy1000 on November 11, 2006, 04:24:34 PM
Its probably just a fancy way to spell hammer, lol


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: Vander on November 14, 2006, 10:54:41 AM
here's what I think H.A.M.M.E.R. stands for...


Huge
Ass
Mashing
Massive
Enraged
Robot

Pretty good guess huh?


Title: Re: What does H.A.M.M.E.R. stand for in Project H.A.M.M.E.R?
Post by: MysticGohan on November 15, 2006, 03:57:06 PM
ya she dose just look(http://wiimedia.ign.com/wii/image/article/727/727827/project-hammer-20060823093005531.jpg)