I was playing my wii whist I stroked my large wiimote comtemplating my next move. then it struck me , ohnos! I like men . To appease this problem I had becuase my dog shoved a retro Wii controller up my mother's giant gaping hole in the side of her bresticals, I decided to have a sex-change operation to not feel guilty about my really huge ears that make me look like a cute lil' monkey after a long night of partying with the bros from the planet of Pluto that is currently a dog!That barked at the blue man group...! That were holding ps3es on top of their bald empty heads.when an arrow shot out and hit a blue Yoshi...then a green Yoshi said the blue Yoshi's dead... The other yoshis swore that they'd get revenge on whoever killed the blue yoshi. They would use their...tongues to beat president Bush because he sucks donkey's Ass and is going to Hell . Because of this, Bush decided to resign as president and become a hoe that never made money cause he's stupid and ugly! Because he was now poor he used the last bit of money to whore himself out to get super sized! He then became super fat. Then he bought a Wii, and then he broke his big fat arm by swing to hard and the wii remote hit his nuts and he went crashing into the ground, which broke his head open causing a small gelatinous, the police rushed to the scene because of incorrect grammar and when they got there he had turned into GANON!! He didn't know what a ganon was but he realized he still likes all boys and he proceeded to fondle and fiddle their gear. They became afraid and started to fiddle their gear more. But then Pepsi came and gave them all pepsi to cool them off...But they made a rum and cola so the next day, mario luigi and the princess awoke and wept because of the run-on sentances that toad kept using because he was high on the crack which plumbers like mario have. (plumbers crack. get it? its funny, trust me.) All of a sudden mario was like oh shit that my Wii...... *falls down dies* the end! Or so he thought, and he continued to think that way until.......*boom* George Bush fired a Nuke into the Sun. What an unexpected turn of events kill us all. Then Bin Laden became president of poopy kicking off stewie, so stewie gets his revenge by flushing Bin Laden down the potty then MysticGohan dies. MysticGohan comes back as zombie and kill GamrGirl and then dies again. once again MysticGohan comes back and kills Vander and right before he died he killed Meridianblade, so Meridianblade got his revenge by getting back alive and eating sushi and spat it at Mysticgohan's grave then he died. Then xigger became super happy, he got his wii and then a train ran it over then he blew it up with c4 and matches and repaired his Wii so he could play Bob Ross's hot sister and married her funky red afro, divorced and married her. Then he ate chocolate sculptures and had fun during nights while eating donuts while humping her while prank yanking her ass. then he went to rape _wii_ and spank him with sprinkles. then wii got xigger's a rubber had so he could get spanked harder and caught by _wii_'s mom, then she joins in on the spanking and xigger ass got red hot like a flaming sword that link uses on wii's balls as pratice sword fighting. Then a Wiivo member named Anthony came along and saved the world with a milk carton, then ruled with an iron hammer that had a power unmatched by all. the power was that if he hitted the ground all fat chicks exploded and there were only hot naked chicks left who wanted to touch every boy's wieness. then a new ruler kicked Anthony square in the......shins! then he said "If you mom was a hippopotamus I'd shave of her beard off and put here in the zoo" but his mom wasn't a hippo so he had to...go to a wizrd and get him to turn her into a hippo so he did and he gave her to him and ther was no room in the zoo so he cut off his balls and threw them in the dump then reproduced and had 16 children and 8 were girls and 8 were guys and they had xxx and made 80 children and those children had godly powers, and they killed all the fist born of the world, then they made themselves rulers of the world. then....Boom!!! the earth is gone and nothing was left. So Xigger came back and got beat up by the giant wii. But then the prince of persia used his last sand-tank to reverse the time and get the earth back the way it was. After that he went to the 80 b*tchy children and killed them by putting his sands of time blade into their *ss and vag*na's! so everyone wiivo came and killed the prince of persia and elected meridianblade president, and then all of a sudden the second planet blows up and meridianblade gets killed so mystic gohan takes over and gets kicked off for being ugly! wiimeplz takes over and forces all the b*tches to f*ck him! His ass explodes b/c of him having a gaping brestical hole that lead to his death! he ate apple streusel then began to think.... "ima kill george bush!(who is now GANON)" so he did and ganon's brother who is really Link! (what a twist!) ate EVERYONE in the universe
Then the big bang happened! Then he spat everyone out. and said "What was i thinking". But then realized that was for the best. and ate them again so everyone on wii-vo pulled out beam guns and started shooting him from the inside of link. Link then started to puff up as the steam from the guns started building up inside. Link became big enough and BOOM! he blew up and Puff Daddy kills everyone. Fin...or is it? Puff Daddy did not notice that some of the people were zombies. The zombies started to cage puff in as they started to bite off his little pink head and BAM! gohan comes back and kill everyone then....Elecom got up and turned into a supersayan as gohan flew off and Elecom said "I'll be back". Elecom flew off after gohan and said "hey! Look here" and Elecom threw his wiimote at him and said "Oops it slipped" and then gohan turned super sayan 2 and wooped his sorry little ass like he did to cell but Elecom got back up and turned to Super sayan 6 (the last form) and made a spirit bomb and threw it at gohan and BOOM! he jammed 20 miles into the ground. And yet, no one cared. Although no one cared, somehow this forum topic stayed alive. Wiiadict can't count to five. And everyone has got jive. and i used to be FIVE. You can suck my....... balls. And then Steve from accounting stole alot of bank money
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