Article: The Right Way To Handle Your Wii-mote

Now, there has been a lot of news about the remote straps snapping on people who attempt to throw a 200 mph fastball, or serving a tennis ball so hard that it would rip their arm off and knock their kid brother in the face. 
What some of these unfortunates should have done was read the instructions on how to handle the remote (I am not sure if this was available on launch day or later).
Instructions after the jump.

if anybody has a serious need to be told how to operate the wii-mote theyre too retarded to legally buy a wii and the first place, and i dont mean retarded as in downs syndrome retarded, i mean retarded as in the load their mom shoulda swallowed.

finally!!!! now people cant blame nintendo!!!! they gave you a warning!!! u just didnt read the manual!!! lol (this is to the 200mph fast pitch people.)

Ahahaha....thats was funny...I mean the mom joke. That was pretty good. Yeah, I can see why wiimotes go flying now. After owning the Wii for awhile, or never owning one and trying to play it at first, the wrist strap is easily forgettable...especially tighetning it. I'll still have to run with starlitalpha on this though, its pretty stupid to let the wiimote go flying like that.